A husband and wife team in Columbia, SC (a.k.a. “The Motherland”) who comment on everything they see, hear, and experience throughout the week.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Episode 2

They keep getting better! We're only on Episode 2 and this one is a riot. We complain about everything from non-performing women to wannabe rappers.

4 Comments:

Blogger Virginia Belle said...

Haven't listened to the audio portion of this post yet, but you have touched upon one of my favorite subjects, apparently. Beating guts. Woo-hoo!!!

What's a UDB? Or do I even want to know?

I wish someone would tell me how i'm doing in bed. Wouldn't you love to know stuff like that? Married people are lucky--I guess they have validation. XY told me once that if your man falls asleep immediatly after beating guts, you did a good job. True? Is it a good sign if their whole body is shaking when you are done? Ha ha! :) Can you be good in bed if you only like certain positions? Men, fill me in!

9:20 AM

 
Blogger Virginia Belle said...

OK, just listened to the podcast, and before i forget, you MUST do one on SATC. XX and i are big fans (don't you miss it??) and i honestly believe if a man can understand that show, they can understand women. I will allow this to be your jumping point, XY. what's your beef?

oh, and you must tell the story of the strip club girl. both the dollar biller and the booty shaker.

the towel thing? that's what i like to call an "only in SC" moment.

hmmm...beating guts...what makes it good...i think i'll blog about that one day...who am i kidding. i'm too shy. :) i'll chew on that until i get a list together.

and what is this about no hot girls in the bars? a-HEM???? i can hear you, you know!

XY--we know you get all excited about the fact that you get hit on all the time, but cool it, EgoMan. OK? j/k i know you said that to get XX's goat.

9:38 PM

 
Blogger XY said...

I’ll try and remember to address your SATC comment on or next podcast. Usually (there are exceptions to every rule… I’m not one of them to this rule) men and SATC are like oil and water. They just don’t mix.

I know it’s been a while since I’ve been to a bar to specifically scam on women, but ask your girl XX… the women at musical concerts are far hotter than women in the bars (here in The Motherland), as a whole. Sure, here and there you will find exceptions… but I’m just commenting on what I’ve seen.

The getting hit on thing is a new experience to me. I know it gets a rise out of XX, so I tease her about it (often).

THE XY

10:11 PM

 
Blogger XY said...

SATC will be a topic up for discussion next time! As for pretty women at concerts, I was shocked to see so many pretty women. It was a look but don’t touch fest for XY!!!
Now XY getting hit on all the time is new to both of us! But he is so cute, he will call me at work and is like” I think some chick just hit on me” and he will tell me what happened and I am like “yes honey she hit on you!!” and he goes “I have that affect on women”. WHATEVER!!!!

-XY

11:04 PM

 

Post a Comment

<< Home