In Other News...

A podcast was found dead last night in a neighborhood not too far from Harbison. An autopsy revealed the cause of death to be exposure, which was a direct result of negligence. Authorities were able to track down the owners of the unfortunate podcast, but have not pressed charges yet. Our news team was first on the scene to question these villains, who were reluctant to speak on the matter.

"I don't have to answer to you!" exclaimed a man calling himself 'The XY!'

"Calm down, honey," replied his spouse, known only as 'The XX.' She was far more cooperative with our interviewer, and told us that they had "meant to get around to it" but they just "never had the time."

At this point in the interview, 'The XY!' became even more agitated and, being African American, made our interviewer very afraid.