A husband and wife team in Columbia, SC (a.k.a. “The Motherland”) who comment on everything they see, hear, and experience throughout the week.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

APB: Missing Podcast

Well, we didn’t post a podcast this weekend, as promised. What happened? Our most valued toy is back and we had to prep it for the upcoming sunny weather. Yes, we’re still bitter… and yes we’re still planning to podcast (soon). Stay tuned!

--XY

Thursday, April 06, 2006

In Other News...

A podcast was found dead last night in a neighborhood not too far from Harbison. An autopsy revealed the cause of death to be exposure, which was a direct result of negligence. Authorities were able to track down the owners of the unfortunate podcast, but have not pressed charges yet. Our news team was first on the scene to question these villains, who were reluctant to speak on the matter.

"I don't have to answer to you!" exclaimed a man calling himself 'The XY!'

"Calm down, honey," replied his spouse, known only as 'The XX.' She was far more cooperative with our interviewer, and told us that they had "meant to get around to it" but they just "never had the time."

At this point in the interview, 'The XY!' became even more agitated and, being African American, made our interviewer very afraid.